quantumbees:

scorpiogy:

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

swqadie:

Every one: You have to make time for yourself!
me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

beyoncescock:

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

can I expect a paycheck even if I don’t work?

duskyhuedladysatan:

girlwholovesturtles:

gaymermell:

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

yesdarlingido:

Growth is uncomfortable because you have never been here before—you’ve never been this version of you. So give yourself a little grace and breathe through it.

Kristin Lohr

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin

dragon-in-a-fez:

bi-ghirahim:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion

I know I’m the op but honestly what a mood

geekophiliac:

biscuitmango:

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

fucking superb you funky little alien

wolfgangreborn:

orinocoflowbyenya:

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

OMG 😂😂😂

hashtagdion:

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

notreewaits:

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.